After the recent televised debate which saw both party leaders go head-to-head, the latest polls reveal that the vote is split equally.
Latest poll:
The Love Party – 50%
The Hate Party – 50%
It seems that despite what can only be described as a minor meltdown by Heaving, (after he was forced to relive a traumatic Marmite related episode from his youth) voters turned out in their droves to support him.
Was the sympathy vote a masterstroke or a complete fluke? Either way, it's clear that every single vote will count in this tightest of election races.
I'm Political Editor John Sluritt, and I'll be bringing you up-to-date coverage of all the latest developments in this fierce election battle.
3 comments:
Well, I suppose Marmite truly is a "love it or hate it" thing. Come on Hate Party!
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Where's the 'I can take it or leave it Party'?
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