Earlier today, Hate Party leader Steve Heaving courted controversy at a north London school, when he attended an amnesty for Marmite-contaminated cutlery. A scuffle broke out after a protesting pupil caught him in the face with a Marmite filled water bomb.
Heaving was later heard to say: ‘There aren’t enough towel wipes in the world – I feel violated!’
7 comments:
Oh no, that is terrible! I hate marmite and i agree with what Steve Heaving is doing!
Down with the MARMITE!!!
Steve Heaving is crazy. MARMITE LOVERS SHOULD RULE THE WORLD!
disgusting, i would be sick if that happened to me! steve is a hero
"Steve Heaving is crazy. MARMITE LOVERS SHOULD RULE THE WORLD!"
This is evidence, if any more were needed, about the true agenda of the Love Party. They want to indoctinate our children, and force-feed anyone who resists. If we don't all vote Hate Party at election time, we may very well end up with Fay Feely in charge. You know what that means? Re-education camps for all who hate Marmit. I hear they're researching a genetic test for Marmite taste, so they'll be able to tell, in the womb, who is a Marmit hater. Scary stuff, who knows what they'd do with this informtion?
down with marmite
When it comes to Marmite, I can take it or leave it. Should I vote Lib Dem?
That was me I am the marmite bommer
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