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Love Party triumphs in Marmite election battle

Friday, 30 April 2010

After weeks of speculation and debate, Marmite’s first ever election campaign drew to a close last night, when the nation voted the pro-Marmite Love Party as the winning side.

The closely-fought battle resulted in the Love Party beating the Hate Party with 51.87% of the vote – the narrowest of margins against a total of 39,891 votes.

Both sides have been campaigning tirelessly over the past few weeks in a bid to attract voters – but in the end, the Love Party triumphed.

The Love Party will fulfill its victory pledge of building a celebratory shrine to Marmite, for lovers to congregate and worship their favourite yeast extract. The monument is expected to be situated within the region of Marmite’s birthplace, Burton-upon-Trent.

3 comments:

said...

We're doomed.

Shame on all those who voted for the 'Love' party.

said...

Heyy, Dont bother sending me my Spread the love pack, I dont need it no more YAYY LOVEE PARRTTYYY WONNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

said...

i agree tobias

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