Freely conquered by the Yeastmaster

Monday, 19 April 2010

Leader of the Love Party Fay Freely awoke today to images from the 1983 film ‘Yeastmaster’ spread across this morning’s front pages. Freely is shown dancing scantily clad in Hickton Woods in the Berkshire countryside, covered in Marmite.


The plot involves Freely’s character being chased into a clearing, where a barbarian and a maiden sit by a cauldron filled with Marmite. The barbarian is then heard to shout, ‘Dance for me, slave girl!’ When asked for his opinion, opposition leader Steve Heaving said he was ‘mostly disgusted’.


1 comments:

said...

Shocking. Absolutely shocking.

I hope all those who have been decieved by the 'love party' will finally see the truth about their agenda.

Vote Hate party, and save our society!

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